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I can always appreciate some good wholesome vulgarity 

I can always appreciate some good wholesome vulgarity 

thisbeatingheart

thisbeatingheart

so this was my rapture, what about you guys?

so this was my rapture, what about you guys?

Moments I’m looking forward to having once Gavin is born pt2: Dressing him up in animal onsies. 

Moments I’m looking forward to having once Gavin is born pt2: Dressing him up in animal onsies. 

Moments I plan on having with Gavin once he’s born.

Moments I plan on having with Gavin once he’s born.

Sometimes it feels like Gavin has invited MTV into my uterus for an episode of MTV Cribz

Sometimes it feels like Gavin has invited MTV into my uterus for an episode of MTV Cribz

No it’s okay that you have to stay late at work. Not like you’re my only friend or anything. I’ll just wait. *sigh*

No it’s okay that you have to stay late at work. Not like you’re my only friend or anything. I’ll just wait. *sigh*

Man, I should really clean my house.

Man, I should really clean my house.

My cousin keeps trying to list me as silly things like her grandpa or her uncle.

My cousin keeps trying to list me as silly things like her grandpa or her uncle.

4chan is down. not sure what to do with myself now.

4chan is down. not sure what to do with myself now.